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Cast ○Fish on the crowd
Over your many countless years of adventures you've leart one fact: ●Fish is highly useful for disrupting an angry mob. As you run your well-trained hands form the necessary magical gestures to summon down a rain of yummy fish. In the face of this torrent of aquatic dwellers your pursuers panic and flee or just slip on a fish and fall over. Soon, you shake them.
You find yourself in the windswept hills surrounding Ultima's primary settlement, which are sickeningly parklike and well-maintained. You wonder idly what force keeps nature at bay, since you're sure none of those slackers in the city have done a lick of work since they got here. There must be some secret to this place, if only you look hard enough.
GAME OVER