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Build a floating fortress of evil to inspire terror in the rest of the world.
That's one of the smartest things you've done all day.
You construct your fortress out of the finest adamantine steel and paint it black, then use your top-secret anti-gravity technology to allow it to fly. Then you equip it with spikes, boiling oil, assorted other death traps, mutant guards, animated armor guards, dragons, nuclear missiles, biological weapons, anti-biological weapons, meta-biological weapons, and anything else you can get your hands on.
As you go into your dark tower control room, you notice that somebody painted a red rose on the door. How odd.
But you don't pay too much attention, because in the control room are a whole lot of big red buttons waiting to be pushed. You decide to take your floating fortress of terror for a spin.
GAME OVER







