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Attempt to stand up, passing the sword through your entire body
It worked for Dante, right? You position your legs so your feet are flat on the floor and slowly try to raise your body up the blade of the sword that has you pinned to the earth.
Unfortunately you don't make it far before it becomes very obvious that you are, in fact, not Dante, son of Sparta. As such, you do not have a near-unlimited amount of blood to waste passing swords through your torso. Instead, you quickly run out of blood, and fall back to the bottom of the blade, dead.
GAME OVER