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Attack him with your sword
Before Johnny can resist, you chop off his arm. He looks at the bloody stump where it was and regards you carefully. "'Tis but a scratch!"
"A Scratch? Your arm's off!"
"No it isn't!"
You point at his stump. "Well what's that then?"
He looks thoughtful for a moment. "I've had worse."
"You liar!"
"Come on, you pansy!"