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Ask if they want some fish
"Hey," you ask ominously, "Do you guys like fish?"
The SWAT guys glance at each other, perplexed. "In what context?" asks one, warily.
"Uh," you say, "What do you mean?"
"Like, keeping fish as pets? Or eating them? Or just the general concept of fish, like knowing fish are out there somewhere?"
"I find that comforting," pipes up another SWAT guy.
"No," you explain, "I suppose I mean in the context of getting buried under a ton of yummy fish that have been magically summoned to our location."
"I wouldn't like that at all-" says the SWAT guy, but he says no more as he's buried beneath a wave of yummy fish summoned by your ●Fish spell.
You do a runner but quickly find that the only exit out of this place is past the heavily armed and armored squad digging itself out of a fish pile. You'll need another clever trick to get out of this one.