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Ask For a Bowl of Soup
"Genie, I would like a bowl of soup", you say to the genie, who seems rather surprised at the request.
"Master, wouldn't you rather I release you from this fiendish trap?", he responds.
"Nope. Bowl of soup please. Tomato.", you calmly reply.
"Thy wish is my command!", the genie bellows, and with a flash and a puff of smoke - a bowl of tomato soup appears in your hands.