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Act like an idiot
You start running, running, running like a constipated Vietnam veteran, with that peculiar "Agent Orange" gait that only they have. Unfortunately this involves not looking where you're going so in an effort to attract the attention of the police you run headlong right off the Cliffs of Dover. Which are in England, mind you.