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- Ask them for donuts!
- Be Creeped Out
- Break open a window and jump out
- Cast oFish on the crowd
- Cast â—‹Fish on the demolition derby
- Choose "Pacific Ocean"
- Conquer them!
- Continue falling
- Decide that donuts are bad for you.
- Devour the sedan
- Dive out of the door
- Eat the bees
- Emit a high pitched scream
- Enjoy yourself
- Enter the space station
- Fall
- Find doughnuts...at any cost
- Find out where that buzzing is coming from
- Get a map and choose a new country to be president of
- GET OUT!!!!!!!
- Get their number
- Go back to the spam-plugged hole and remove the spam plug
- Go find some snacks
- Go home
- Go through the door
- Go through the window
- Go to Ultima
- Hide behind a tree
- HyperPoke the Mafia Type!
- HyperPoke Trogdor!
- Jog Away
- Kick him in the gonads
- Leap off the boulder into uncertain doom
- Leap onto the pad while screaming "Frosty Monkeys!"
- Let the bees sting you
- Moan, Whimper, Cry, Crawl Into the Corner, and Wet Yourself, in That Order
- Mutter quitely, and scatter away to seek revenge at another day
- now, become the president of the U.S of A .
- Panic!
- Pick someone's pocket
- Pick up the hole and throw it into the endless nothingness
- Plug up the hole
- Pull out the ATOMITIZER 30000
- Push him in the fire and become a serial killer
- Reach for your shoe-phone and call Maxwell Smart
- Remain unconscious for some time
- Remember the Key
- Run into the street
- Run like crazy
- Say, "Can I have another doughnut?"
- Say, "Give me $3.74.5, I have donuts!"
- Say, "Give me donuts, I have $3.74.5!"
- Say, "Give me donuts, I have a gun!"
- See whats at heaven
- Seek a way out
- SNAP OUT OF IT!
- Stand in stunned surprise
- Summon Trogdor
- Throw the Mafia type
- Unplug the heart monitor and pretend you are dead
- Use your Jedi Mind Trick on Johnny
- Yes...Toppan is an odd fellow ain't he...