Leap onto the pad while screaming "Frosty Monkeys!"

"This place sucks. Bliss is overrated. I'm gonna find something better to do."

"We suspected as much." the man says, "An adventurer's work is never done, eh?"

"Frosty Monkeys!" you shout before leaping on the pad.

You find yourself in an arctic cave, surrounded by monkeys. They turn out to be superintelligent.

"Our entire terrible existence is due to your silly scream." One of them says. "And now you shall reap the penalties for it."

Ulp.

GAME OVER