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Cast ○Fish on the demolition derby
You know what every dirty, loud, and smoky demolition derby needs? A few metric tons of wet, slippery, and yummy fish!
The sky opens and fish rain down on the derby drivers and audience alike. All are shocked by this sudden and unexpected event. Finally, the spell ends and the last few yummy fish fall to join the solid layer covering everything in sight.
A moment of silence, then the crowd erupts in frenzied energy. The cars gun their engines and attempt to navigate the slippery new hazard. The crowd chants "FISH FISH FISH" and throws the yummy fish that fell among the seats into the arena, attempting to hit the participants.
It's the wildest derby anyone has ever seen. A legend. For generations hence, bards will sing of Fishfall Derby in derby halls all across the land.
Afterwards you attempt to slip away unnoticed, but a hand reaches out and stops you. It's a clown, but not just a clown. Something about the way they hold themselves and the glint in their eye awakens feelings in you that you haven't felt in a long time.
"That was you out there," they say. It wasn't a question.
GAME OVER