Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that is full of preservatives.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A cassette tape labeled "Kira Bollywood Recital"
A sheet of paper with a proof that P≠NP
A Top Quark
A Pair of Thumbs from the guy who had two thumbs
A Toilet
A Fish Spatula
A magnetic tripole
An IOU for seven hundred million Pepsi points
A sphere of clear polystyrene from the stomach of a man who ate coffee cups
A Warp Core

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