Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that won't stop bugging you.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A tesseract
A birb
A toy from the nursery inside a U.F.O.
A chewed up wad of Wrigley's Doublemint Gum removed from the bottom of a seat at Yankee Stadium
The entrails of the last priest
A USB drive labeled "Virus"
A Bullet Used in the Assassination of President Humphrey
A periscope
A prince rupert's drop
A sheet of paper with a proof that P=NP

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