Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that hates you with a burning passion.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A half-eaten box of Scooby Snacks
A Tyranosaurus Power Morpher
A Round Tuit
A Gift for the Man who has Everything
A sample of Ice-Nine
A hydroelectric dam
A circular smartphone
A Big Mac happy meal
A Healing Potion
A complete collection of The Journal of Irreproducible Results

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