Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that wants you dead.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A Suspiciously Radioactive Manhole Cover
A giant bronze statue of Karl Marx wearing a Christmas hat
A Disposable Lighter
A pair of seven-league boots
A Bullet Used in the Assassination of President Humphrey
A five leafed clover
A Toilet
A small Asteroid from the Oort Cloud made mostly of ice but containing a lump of platinum the size of a canned ham
A speckled blue eggshell, abandoned
A boarding pass for an American Airlines flight from 1996

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