Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that likes reality TV shows.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A single fleck of dust made of dust mites and human skin
A beehive
A Big Bird puppet costume (empty)
A jewelled self-dribbling basketball
A farmer's trophy for being "out standing in your field"
A katana, still sharp
An illuminated parchment of the Treaty of Westphalia
A banana slug
A Pipe Organ from St. Steven's Cathedral
The keys to the Starship Enterprise

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