Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that is all out of cookies.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A Matryoshka Doll set but they're all the same for some reason
A Mind Goblin
A Dictionary
A Hard Drive full of Bitcoin
A coloring book of flowers and anatomically correct hearts
A Clue
A Scroll of Gennaro's Additional Parking
A sixth-grade book report on A Wrinkle in Time written by Trent Reznor
A Type II Phaser
A "Limited Edition" Princess Diana Beanie Baby Bear

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