Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that is the disguise for a powerful force of evil.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A baby monitor tuned to a dead channel
A G.I. Joe Doll
A handwritten note from Taylor Swift with several encouraging words
A Very Important Tyrannosaurus Rex
A holographic turtle
An IOU for seven hundred million Pepsi points
A bottle of whiskey with a toe floating inside
A Suspiciously Radioactive Manhole Cover
A tesseract
A scale model of that cool mall fountain from 1988

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