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Inventory
>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that has laid all to Burnination.
>check inventory
You are carrying:
A Candy Bar Wrapper
An Iron Throne made from many swords hammered together
A painted stone
A small chunk of Kryptonite
The Ark of the Covenant
A VHS tape of public domain cartoons from 2133 BC
A Suspiciously Radioactive Manhole Cover
A partridge in a pear tree
A lost sock
A Milk Crate repurposed to be a chair in the back of a busy kitchen
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