Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that is insane and unpredictable.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A Gift for the Man who has Everything
A 90's era ShakeWeight
A circular smartphone
A hidden pixel
A manual lever espresso machine
A 16mm film reel labeled "Robert Mapplethorpe bloopers"
A map of Kenosha, Wisconsin
A set of wooden building blocks that spell "lol butts"
A Pair of Headphones
A Seashell

>_