Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that won't stop teasing you.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A Big Mouth Billy Bass that's been hacked to sing Never Gonna Give You Up
A nice heavy stone, completely worthless for skipping
A set of web shooters
A clockwork frog (used)
A Bullet Used in the Assassination of President Humphrey
A "Beasty Boyz II Men" embroidered patch
A Ship Rib
A Gift for the Man who has Everything
A three-headed monkey
A small chunk of Kryptonite

>_