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Inventory
>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that requires three rare elements to function.
>check inventory
You are carrying:
A Chartreuse Houndstooth Handkerchief
A Stapler, Red
An Unused Prophylactic
A Sonic Screwdriver
A Self-Portrait of Norman Rockwell, but not the one you're thinking of,
A jar of Aqua Regia
A sheet of paper with a proof that P≠NP
A Clue
A magnetic monopole
A PlayStation memory card containing only Crash Bandicoot saves
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