Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that won't stop singing "I will Survive."

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A 16mm film reel labeled "Robert Mapplethorpe bloopers"
A jewelled self-dribbling basketball
An extremely large ball of twine
An unlabeled Capsule Corp capsule
A nubbin collection
A beehive
A Quantum of Solace
A magnetic monopole
A handful of perfectly sauced spaghetti
A three-headed monkey

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