Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that has aspirations to rule the world.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A signed first-edition hardcover copy of Sailor Moon: American Kitsune by David Gonterman
An Unopened and Weirdly Heavy Can of New Coke
A Mind Goblin
A VHS tape of public domain cartoons from 2133 BC
A Rubber Duck version of an Unfamiliar Character
Two turntables and a microphone
A crate of ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
A copy of The Library of Babel (abridged)
A Seashell
A lovely cobweb

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