Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that was caught fooling around with your significant other.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A heptagonal stop sign
A Ticket Outta This Joint
A Grapefruit scented candle
A MegaElixir
A Timex Digital Watch
An unlabeled Capsule Corp capsule
A copy of the Kama Sutra with positions depicted in ASCII
A sealed envelope containing the combined G'Gugvuntt and Vl'hurg invasion fleet
A Mint Copy of Action Comics #2 (not the good one)
A Box of One Dozen Mixed Donuts

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