Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that doesn't know how to solve your problems.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A Big Key
A "Limited Edition" Princess Diana Beanie Baby Bear
A Slotted Spoon perfect for making Baked Beans
An unopened box of secrets
A beehive
A stale green fruit loop
The Sword that Seals the Darkness
A VHS tape labeled "The Hacienda 11th Grade"
A coloring book of flowers and anatomically correct hearts
A Bullet Used in the Assassination of President Humphrey

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