Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that is convinced aliens are planning an invasion of Earth.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A Cock of the Walk
A German nutcracker screaming for its missing lever
A Grandfather Clock
A reassuringly optimistic dog
An unopened box of secrets
A List of Every Possible Object
A Train Ticket between Lisbon to Portland
A Very Important Tyrannosaurus Rex
A Mind Goblin
A Paranoid Android

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