Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that won't stop teasing you.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A Happy Clam
A Berenstein Bears DVD
A Disposable Lighter
A Type II Phaser
An Estrus Flask
A decent ham and cheese sandwich
A Plastic Thing that looks important but you have no idea what it's for
A ten foot pole
A pint of Ben and Jerry "Sarcophagus Black Ooze" flavored ice cream
A Philosopher's Stone

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