Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that is going to HyperPoke you.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A handful of tumeric powder
A Half-Broken Antique Ship's Lantern
An Existential Crisis Duck Lamp
A Comically Oversized Plastic Toad
A copy of The Library of Babel (abridged)
A small chunk of Kryptonite
The Sword that Seals the Darkness
A Big Mac happy meal
A single fleck of dust made of dust mites and human skin
A Japanese puzzle box

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