Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that wants to borrow five dollars for lunch and you just know you're never going to see the money again.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A cherry blossom
An incomplete printout listing all 9 billion names of god
A Tyranosaurus Power Morpher
A tub of Quark
A Severed Ear
A toothpick-sized battering ram
A fully charged Gubernatorial Capacitor
An Egg
The original "Wow!" signal printout
A clone of 1984 Chevy Chase

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