Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that dislikes caviar.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A sheet of metal with the very small atomic scale letters IBM etched into it
A set of web shooters
A nice heavy stone, perfect for skipping
A small Asteroid from the Oort Cloud made mostly of ice but containing a lump of platinum the size of a canned ham
A biscuit with "DO NOT EAT, GREEN INK IS BAD FOR YOU" written in green ink
A dress that is blue and black or white and gold depending on how you look at it
An unlabeled Capsule Corp capsule
A 2:1 scale model of Jupiter
A Blue Porcelain Teacup manufactured between the years 1948-1950 in Occupied Japan
A Japanese puzzle box

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