Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that has framed you for mail fraud.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A banana slug
A copy of A Kids Book About Periods by Jessica Biel
An enormous box containing 75 cat whiskers
A handful of tumeric powder
A toothpick-sized battering ram
A Bird Feeder (empty)
A single stick of fruit stripe gum
A Memo Pad
A Healing Potion
A hidden pixel

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