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Inventory
>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that is insane and unpredictable.
>check inventory
You are carrying:
A Federation Communicator
A scroll of Huizinga's Magic Circle
A Mint Copy of Action Comics #2 (not the good one)
A Big Mouth Billy Bass that's been hacked to sing Never Gonna Give You Up
A Disposable Lighter
A Space Jam DVD
A G.I. Joe Doll
A Stapler, Red
A Cloak of Inevitability
A keyring full of random keys you're afraid to throw away
>_