Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that is going to HyperPoke you.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A Milk Crate repurposed to be a chair in the back of a busy kitchen
A paperclip
A quail family in a cardboard box
A lost sock
A bottle of whiskey with a toe floating inside
A piece of candy with dust and dog hair stuck to it
A porcelain dish in the shape of a drop of milk that just hit a surface
A half-empty can of 4loko
The Mighty Stone
An incomplete printout listing all 9 billion names of god

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