Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that can't figure out what was so bad about Hitler.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
An Infinite Improbability Drive
A pair of Disney cast member communal underwear
A handwritten note from Taylor Swift with several encouraging words
A lost sock
A twinkling star
A gimmicked set of juggler's dice
A laminated sign saying "PLEASE DO NOT BE ON FIRE"
A nubbin collection
A piece of broken wire with two odd little green furry dots
A ziploc bag with a bit of white residue

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