Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that is biting you.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A Recording of the greybody spectrum of Hawking radiation released by a black hole that just ate the Oxford English Dictionary (unabridged)
A bag of fake snow made of asbestos
A Severed Ear
An origami dragon
A Picture of Sean Connery autographed by Roger Moore
A Seashell
A selection of necessary badges
A Candy Bar Wrapper
A set of allen wrenches
A VCR Tape labeled "Saturday Night Live 11/19/88"

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