Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that is now stalking you.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A partridge in a pear tree
A baby monitor lizard
A small pair of scissors
A bittersweet symphony
A half-empty can of 4loko
A poster of Elliot Gould and Grover, signed by Grover
A Monkey's Paw
A pair of jorts with "juicy" written on the butt
A three-headed monkey
A novelty pencil eraser

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