Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that is the disguise for a powerful force of evil.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A lovely cobweb
A copy of Bridge Over the River Why a self-help book by Colonel Alec Nicholson
A Pair of Headphones
A bouncy ball
A Cloak of Inevitability
A circular smartphone
A farmer's trophy for being "out standing in your field"
An illuminated parchment of the Treaty of Westphalia
A Scroll of Summon Johnny Wallbank
A cherry blossom

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