Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that is the disguise for a powerful force of evil.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A Mona Lisa
A pair of seven-league boots
A Bird Feeder (empty)
A single fleck of dust made of dust mites and human skin
A "danger radiation drop & run" cookie cutter
A plastic bucket full of golf balls covered in lunar dust
A hypnoglyph
A box of honeycomb cereal
An AD&D 1st edition character sheet filled out for a half-elven fighter/cleric/magic-user
An earthworm

>_