Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that doesn't know how to solve your problems.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A Set of Ukulele Strings
A Sawed-off Shotgun
A Hard Drive full of Bitcoin
A handful of tumeric powder
A 90's era ShakeWeight
An indescribable colour
A slice of the trunk of Prometheus, the formerly oldest living organism
A List of Every Possible Object
A decent ham and cheese sandwich
A Devil on your shoulder

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