Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that is known to the state of California to cause birth defects or other reproductive harm.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A half-mouse
A mirror that shows objects closer than they actually are
A Sonic the Hedgehog commemorative plate
An intricately detailed plastic model of Godzilla packaged with an unnervingly detailed Tokyo Tower
A handwritten note from Taylor Swift with several encouraging words
A Comically Oversized Plastic Toad
A palate of duck confit
A missing link
A sealed cardboard box with a proper shipping label to Santa Claus
A pink lawn flamingo

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