Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that has aspirations to rule the world.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A Holy Grail
A catalog of lost media
An Orb to Ponder
A Type II Phaser
A Tapir
An AD&D 1st edition character sheet filled out for a half-elven fighter/cleric/magic-user
A portrait of an animal drawn with a very fine camelhair brush
A Hatsune Miku costume
A vial of castoreum
A Comically Oversized Plastic Toad

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