Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that has really bad gas.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
The Sword that Seals the Darkness
A copy of the second book of Aristotle's Poetics
A cat clock, keeping rhythm to an unknown timescape
A Ferrari 250 GT California
A circular smartphone
A copy of "The Complete Works of Wouldiwas Shookspeared"
A tangled slinky
An Existential Crisis Duck Lamp
A Mat of Dryer Lint
The 4th Human Chromosome

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