Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that was caught fooling around with your significant other.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A Sonic the Hedgehog commemorative plate
A Stapler, Red
A Stradivarius Violin
A magnetic monopole
A Lucky Cabbit's Foot
The original "Wow!" signal printout
A Top Quark
A laminated sign saying "PLEASE DO NOT BE ON FIRE"
A handful of perfectly sauced spaghetti
A Mat of Dryer Lint

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