Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that dislikes caviar.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A pallet of Ea-nāṣir's copper ingots
A purring cat
A Boondock Saints poster autographed by the 1999 New Orleans Saints
A reassuringly optimistic dog
Two turntables and a microphone
A lightsaber
A Tricorder
A paper fortune-teller
A single stick of fruit stripe gum
Spooky the Tuff Little Ghost's Bowler Hat

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