Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that can't figure out what was so bad about Hitler.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A Dragon Egg (Hatched)
A Plastic Bag full of Plastic Bags
A sheet of notepaper covered in variations of that cool S
A Snowball
A Flan
The original "Wow!" signal printout
A Pair of Novelty 2020 Glasses
A three-headed monkey
A matchbox containing one living trilobite
A Big Bird puppet costume (empty)

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