Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that has really bad gas.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A Holy Grail
A Hindenburg-class Airship
A MegaElixir
A Federation Communicator
An enormous box containing 75 cat whiskers
A poster of Elliot Gould and Grover, signed by Grover
A copy of A Kids Book About Periods by Jessica Biel
A coloring book of flowers and anatomically correct hearts
A Comically Oversized Plastic Toad
A VHS tape of public domain cartoons from 2133 BC

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