Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that is slowly stealing stuff from you, you just know it.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A half-eaten box of Scooby Snacks
A Glade scented plugin that smells of regret
A question mark suit formerly owned by Matthew Lesko, or, The Riddler
A replica Silmaril from the Tol Eressëa gift shop
A duck-sized horse
Spooky the Tuff Little Ghost's Bowler Hat
A maximum of four juggling balls
A half-chewed eraser
A brinicle
A copy of Servants of the Wankh by Jack Vance

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