Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that has aspirations to rule the world.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A Hard Drive full of Bitcoin
A flaming bag of dog poop
A prince rupert's drop
A bag of holding
A brand new dumpster
A purring cat
A great crested newt
A Small Stone Owl
A besom
A crate of ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife

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