Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that doesn't make any sense.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A wilhelm scream
A CD-R containing a watermarked prerelease copy of Madonna & Justin Timberlake's 2008 song, 4 Minutes
A fine feathered friend
A wrought-iron gate
A paper fortune-teller
A Glade scented plugin that smells of regret
A single stick of fruit stripe gum
A 4k Blu-Ray of The Chase (1994) starring Charlie Sheen
A Half-Full Coffee Mug
A German nutcracker screaming for its missing lever

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