Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that just gave you the Double Deuce.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A burgundy 1984 Chevy Celebrity in good condition, except it needs new wipers
A cocaine-encrusted bible
A Box of One Dozen Mixed Donuts
A brinicle
A Suspiciously Radioactive Manhole Cover
An array of light bulbs currently depicting a peacock
A set of bullets with "Delay" "Deny" and "Depose" carved into them
A crocheted baby blanket with a large discolored spot in the corner
A VHS tape labeled "The Hacienda 11th Grade"
A Scroll of Summon Johnny Wallbank

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