Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that is all out of cookies.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A bouncy ball
An illuminated parchment of the Treaty of Westphalia
A multi-neck bass guitar
A vial of castoreum
A Cock of the Walk
A Recording of the greybody spectrum of Hawking radiation released by a black hole that just ate the Oxford English Dictionary (unabridged)
An amateur painting of Christ
A fax sent by a samurai to Abraham Lincoln
A scroll of Huizinga's Magic Circle
A nice set of silverware

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