Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that wants to borrow five dollars for lunch and you just know you're never going to see the money again.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A Grandfather Clock
A lovely cobweb
A single fleck of dust made of dust mites and human skin
A Box of One Dozen Mixed Donuts
A map of Kenosha, Wisconsin
A cherry blossom flavored KitKat
A cherry blossom
A quail family in a cardboard box
A question mark suit formerly owned by Matthew Lesko, or, The Riddler
A copy of "The Complete Works of Wouldiwas Shookspeared"

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