Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that just burst into flames.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A Recording of the greybody spectrum of Hawking radiation released by a black hole that just ate the Oxford English Dictionary (unabridged)
A Tyranosaurus Power Morpher
A Ship Rib
A Cloak of Inevitability
An ancient fertility statue modeled after Emily Blunt
An intricately detailed plastic model of Godzilla packaged with an unnervingly detailed Tokyo Tower
A Gift for the Man who has Everything
A broken light bulb
A Chartreuse Houndstooth Handkerchief
A single peanut M&M

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