Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that wants to borrow five dollars for lunch and you just know you're never going to see the money again.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
The Autobot Matrix of Leadership
A Snowball
An AN/PDQ-1 Multifunction Radiac
A borb
A VL3000 Varilight Theatrical Moving Head Light Fixture
The Ark of the Covenant
A laminated sign saying "PLEASE DO NOT BE ON FIRE"
A nice heavy stone, completely worthless for skipping
A List of Every Possible Object
A Ticket Outta This Joint

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