Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that won't stop rubbing your head.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A Heisman Trophy
A G1 Optimus Prime Trailer
A toothpick-sized battering ram
A horse-sized duck
A stuffed crust pizza
An IOU for seven hundred million Pepsi points
A beehive
An Estrus Flask
A "fun-size" bottle of shampoo
A Bearinstain Bears DVD

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