Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that is full of knives.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A PlayStation memory card containing only Crash Bandicoot saves
A Bullet Used in the Assassination of President Humphrey
A lock of Vladimir Lenin's Hair, with certificate of authenticity
An extremely large ball of twine
A replica Silmaril from the Tol Eressëa gift shop
A G1 Optimus Prime Trailer
A backpack full of survival supplies
A 16mm film reel labeled "Robert Mapplethorpe bloopers"
A pair of Disney cast member communal underwear
A USB drive labeled "Virus"

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