Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that has latched itself onto your face and is laying an embryo in your stomach.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A Healing Potion
A purring cat
A Fish Spatula
An origami dragon
A beer hat
A bag of holding
A Tiny Screw that probably fell out of something but Who Knows
A Severed Ear
A Foghorn Leghorn Coffee Cup
A sheet of paper with a proof that P=NP

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