Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that is full of preservatives.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A sheet of paper with a proof that P=NP
A Big Bird puppet costume (empty)
A VHS tape labeled "The Hacienda 11th Grade"
A box of honeycomb cereal
A Stolen Rosemary
A fully charged Gubernatorial Capacitor
A painted stone
The Ark of the Covenant
A very dull sword
A duplicate

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