Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that disturbs you.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A very dull sword
A phial of Billy Bob Thornton's Blood
A compass (the circle-drawing kind)
A Mint Copy of Action Comics #2 (not the good one)
A lock of Vladimir Lenin's Hair, with certificate of authenticity
A Beer Bottle filled with Seawater
An Unused Prophylactic
A bag of crudely crushed coffee beans
A miniature F5 tornado sealed in box
A Dragon Egg (Hatched)

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