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Inventory
>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that disturbs you.
>check inventory
You are carrying:
A Bullet Used in the Assassination of President Humphrey
A Healing Potion
A Toblerone
A keyring full of random keys you're afraid to throw away
A trunk made of Sapient Pearwood
A bag of fake snow made of asbestos
A copy of Bridge Over the River Why a self-help book by Colonel Alec Nicholson
A roll of tape
An extremely large ball of twine
A Heisman Trophy
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