Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that is feverish and delusional.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A Sonic Screwdriver
A farmer's trophy for being "out standing in your field"
The One Ring to Rule them All
A Tape Measure
A German nutcracker screaming for its missing lever
A Ticket Outta This Joint
A silver sleigh bell
A working Antikythera Mechanism
A single peanut M&M
A katana, still sharp

>_