Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that won't stop rubbing your head.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A cheap plastic orrery
A Box of One Dozen Mixed Donuts
An Infinite Improbability Drive
A Cloak of Inevitability
A katana, still sharp
A paperclip
A Type II Phaser
A periscope
A USB drive labeled "Virus"
A nice set of silverware

>_