Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that is coin-operated.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A cat clock, keeping rhythm to an unknown timescape
A five leafed clover
A slice of the trunk of Prometheus, the formerly oldest living organism
A giant bronze statue of Karl Marx wearing a Christmas hat
A balloon dog
An Overdue Medical Bill
A sixth-grade book report on A Wrinkle in Time written by Trent Reznor
A felt-tipped pen
A copy of the Voynich Manuscript
A Toblerone

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