Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that is going down and it's taking you with it.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A kaleidoscope
A Timex Digital Watch
A sealed envelope containing the combined G'Gugvuntt and Vl'hurg invasion fleet
A map of the LGBTQIA+ community
A half-empty can of 4loko
A rusty T-60 powered armor suit
The stuffing from a stuffed-crust pizza
A body paint kit you used to know
A copy of A Kids Book About Periods by Jessica Biel
A lemon meringue pie

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