Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that wants you dead.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A nice set of silverware
The keys to the Starship Enterprise
A Pile of Mixed Hair from a Barbershop
A single peanut M&M
A Mat of Dryer Lint
A giant bronze statue of Karl Marx wearing a Christmas hat
A sheet of paper with a proof that P=NP
A Non-Functional Furnace Knob taken as a souvenir from a Dorm Room
A Dragon Radar
A Recording of the greybody spectrum of Hawking radiation released by a black hole that just ate the Oxford English Dictionary (unabridged)

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