Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that wants to grow devil horns.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A counterfeit gravestone
A slice of the trunk of Prometheus, the formerly oldest living organism
A small Asteroid from the Oort Cloud made mostly of ice but containing a lump of platinum the size of a canned ham
A Big Key
A five leafed clover
A Ream of Printer Paper
A G.I. Joe Doll
A Pair of Tau Leptons
A quail family in a cardboard box
A Rutabaga

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