Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that has paid Ninjas to kill you in your sleep.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A Memo Pad
A handwritten note from Taylor Swift with several encouraging words
A Half-Empty Coffee Mug
A sheet of paper with a proof that P=NP
A complete Mandelbrot Set, still in the box
A replica Silmaril from the Tol Eressëa gift shop
A "fun-size" bottle of shampoo
A cassette tape labeled "Kira Bollywood Recital"
A borb
A Half-Full Coffee Mug

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