Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that just burst into flames.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A bittersweet symphony
A miniature F5 tornado sealed in box
A lost sock
An origami dragon
A 45rpm single of "Jailhouse Rock" (with "Treat Me Nice" on the B-side)
A nice set of silverware
A body paint kit you used to know
A duplicate
A copy of A Kids Book About Periods by Jessica Biel
A Fresh Set of Wisdom Teeth

>_