Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that stole the cookies from the cookie jar.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A copy of the Voynich Manuscript
A biscuit with "DO NOT EAT, GREEN INK IS BAD FOR YOU" written in green ink
A Mint Copy of Action Comics #2 (not the good one)
A poster of Elliot Gould and Grover, signed by Grover
An array of light bulbs currently depicting a peacock
An AN/PDQ-1 Multifunction Radiac
A Stradivarius Violin
A 16mm film reel labeled "Robert Mapplethorpe bloopers"
A Nicolas Cage sequin pillow
A Dungeon Map

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