Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that needs some time away from you for perspective.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A tangled slinky
A Karaoke Machine
A pair of jorts with "juicy" written on the butt
A miniature F5 tornado sealed in box
An Estus Flask
A tesseract
A single stick of fruit stripe gum
A Barbie Action Figure
A Big Mac happy meal
A succulent Chinese meal

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