Recent Articles
Link To The Encyclopedia

|
| This website and its contents are licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 4.0 International License |
Inventory
>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that won't stop rubbing your head.
>check inventory
You are carrying:
A Heisman Trophy
A G1 Optimus Prime Trailer
A toothpick-sized battering ram
A horse-sized duck
A stuffed crust pizza
An IOU for seven hundred million Pepsi points
A beehive
An Estrus Flask
A "fun-size" bottle of shampoo
A Bearinstain Bears DVD
>_