Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that is coin-operated.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A giant bronze statue of Karl Marx wearing a Christmas hat
A Big Key
A dress that is blue and black or white and gold depending on how you look at it
A Banana made of Antimatter
A Type II Phaser
A Snowball
A CD of E=MO2 signed by Emo Phillips
A copy of "The Complete Works of Wouldiwas Shookspeared"
A Hookshot
An IOU for seven hundred million Pepsi points

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