Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that has paid Ninjas to kill you in your sleep.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A Cloak of Inevitability
A map of the LGBTQIA+ community
A King's Quest hint guide
A snowglobe from the St. Eligius Hospital gift shop
A cherry blossom
A Good Man
A Recording of the greybody spectrum of Hawking radiation released by a black hole that just ate the Oxford English Dictionary (unabridged)
A nice heavy stone, perfect for skipping
A holographic turtle
A single peanut M&M

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