Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that doesn't make any sense.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A palate of duck confit
The World Famous Greenbelt Utility Pole
A cat clock, keeping rhythm to an unknown timescape
A handwritten note from Taylor Swift with several encouraging words
An IOU for seven hundred million Pepsi points
A Pine Cone
A biscuit with "DO NOT EAT, GREEN INK IS BAD FOR YOU" written in green ink
A "Beasty Boyz II Men" embroidered patch
An echo pressed between the pages of an old book
The Autobot Matrix of Leadership

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