Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that was caught fooling around with your significant other.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A wrought-iron gate
A sheet of metal with the very small atomic scale letters IBM etched into it
An incomplete printout listing all 9 billion names of god
A sagging IKEA bookshelf
A Thorne–Żytkow object
An illuminated parchment of the Treaty of Westphalia
A tesseract
A purring cat
A piece of broken wire with two odd little green furry dots
An Unused Prophylactic

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