Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that is known to the state of California to cause birth defects or other reproductive harm.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A brinicle
A Milk Crate repurposed to be a chair in the back of a busy kitchen
A Comically Oversized Plastic Toad
A hellbender salamander
A Thorne–Żytkow object
A Big Mac happy meal
A Tiny Screw that probably fell out of something but Who Knows
A nice heavy stone, perfect for skipping
A Suspiciously Radioactive Manhole Cover
A complete Mandelbrot Set, still in the box

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