Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that feasts on the flesh of the living.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A Tiny Screw that probably fell out of something but Who Knows
A set of web shooters
A Dragon Radar
A 16mm film reel labeled "Robert Mapplethorpe bloopers"
A Flux Capacitor
A Devil on your shoulder
A picture of paper, or maybe snow... or a ghost
A Hookshot
A copy of Bridge Over the River Why a self-help book by Colonel Alec Nicholson
A Tyranosaurus Power Morpher

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