Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that is slowly stealing stuff from you, you just know it.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A mirror that shows objects closer than they actually are
A gimmicked set of juggler's dice
The stuffing from a stuffed-crust pizza
A 'Make Your Own Demon Core' Kit
A Disposable Lighter
A fishbowl containing Gary the anomalocaris
A Bird Feeder (empty)
A farmer's trophy for being "out standing in your field"
A PlayStation memory card containing only Crash Bandicoot saves
An origami dragon

>_