Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that has a mind of its own.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A Big Key
A horse-sized duck
A 4k Blu-Ray of The Chase (1994) starring Charlie Sheen
A Tyranosaurus Power Morpher
A mirror that shows objects closer than they actually are
A crate of ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
An Angry Canadian Goose
An extremely large ball of twine
A Pile of Mixed Hair from a Barbershop
A maximum of four juggling balls

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