Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that is biting you.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
An Egg
A Pile of Mixed Hair from a Barbershop
A question mark suit formerly owned by Matthew Lesko, or, The Riddler
A birb
A copy of "The Complete Works of Wouldiwas Shookspeared"
A Monkey's Paw
A lost sock
A Boondock Saints poster autographed by the 1999 New Orleans Saints
A katana, still sharp
A magic torch that will burn as long as Centralia, PA does

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