Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that has paid Ninjas to kill you in your sleep.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A tub of Quark
A Pair of Headphones
A tesseract
A Heisman Trophy
A Box of Girl Scout Cookies (Samoa)
A Three of Clubs
A Gold Ring from Sonic the Hedgehog
A sealed envelope containing the combined G'Gugvuntt and Vl'hurg invasion fleet
A Cloak of Inevitability
A nice set of silverware

>_