Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that has latched itself onto your face and is laying an embryo in your stomach.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A complete Mandelbrot Set, still in the box
A copy of How To Always Say the Right Thing by Glorietta Axelrod
A signed first-edition hardcover copy of Sailor Moon: American Kitsune by David Gonterman
My favorite piece of equipment... though I haven't used it in months
A pack of paper joss-cigarettes that have been burned as an offering to the ancestors
A hidden pixel
A Salt Shaker Filled with Pepper
A Sawed-off Shotgun
A Manna Potion
A piece of broken wire with two odd little green furry dots

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