Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that is full of preservatives.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A VL3000 Varilight Theatrical Moving Head Light Fixture
A jewelled self-dribbling basketball
A Stapler, Red
A coloring book of flowers and anatomically correct hearts
A duck-sized horse
An enormous box containing 75 cat whiskers
The keys to the Starship Enterprise
A three-headed monkey
A 4k Blu-Ray of The Chase (1994) starring Charlie Sheen
A bag of holding

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