Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that just gave you the Double Deuce.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A roman dodecahedron
A Scroll of oFish
The Third Secret of Fátima
A Train Ticket between Lisbon to Portland
A missing link
A cocaine-encrusted bible
A 9/16in combination wrench
A copy of Bridge Over the River Why a self-help book by Colonel Alec Nicholson
A painted stone
A Can of Baked Beans

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