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Inventory
>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that is slowly stealing stuff from you, you just know it.
>check inventory
You are carrying:
A Space Jam DVD
A maximum of four juggling balls
A cypress knee
A steam engine
A box of one dozen starving crazed weasels
The keys to the Starship Enterprise
A portrait of an animal drawn with a very fine camelhair brush
A pair of jorts with "juicy" written on the butt
An Estrus Flask
A bollard painted to look like a candy cane
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