Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that has laid all to Burnination.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A Ream of Printer Paper
A Boondock Saints poster autographed by the 1999 New Orleans Saints
A broken light bulb
An ancient fertility statue modeled after Emily Blunt
A maximum of four juggling balls
A Snowball
A Lucky Cabbit's Foot
A Round Tuit
A miniature F5 tornado sealed in box
A Three of Clubs

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