Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that has really bad gas.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
Two turntables and a microphone
A decent ham and cheese sandwich
A tesseract
A periscope
A 90's era ShakeWeight
A Glass Vial containing the vasopressin secreted by an individual while they had a romantic daydream about the stranger sitting a few seats down from them on a bus
A map of Kenosha, Wisconsin
A key from the Hotel California, smelling faintly of colitas
A bag of holding
A Salt Lick

>_