Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that makes your groin itch.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A Pair of Novelty 2020 Glasses
An antique Wok
An Estus Flask
A single maid a-milking
A Macroeconomics Textbook
A USB drive labeled "Virus"
A catalog of lost media
A Small Stone Owl
A single stick of fruit stripe gum
A paperclip

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