Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that is insane and unpredictable.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A fresh bundle of thyme with receipt
A partridge in a pear tree
A baby monitor lizard
A complete Mandelbrot Set, still in the box
A Ferrari 250 GT California
A "Crying laughing" emoji in plushie form
A Scroll of oFish
An array of light bulbs currently depicting a peacock
A Salt Lick
A Pataphor

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