Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that ate your birthday cake.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A Gift for the Man who has Everything
A purring cat
A baby monitor lizard
An antique Wok
A stale green fruit loop
A complete Mandelbrot Set, still in the box
A beehive
A Moonlight Greatsword
A painted stone
A "Beware of the Leopard" sign

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