Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that can't figure out what was so bad about Hitler.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A Chartreuse Houndstooth Handkerchief
A chewed up wad of Wrigley's Doublemint Gum removed from the bottom of a seat at Yankee Stadium
A Big Mac happy meal
A pallet of Ea-nāṣir's copper ingots
A translating dictionary for two unfamiliar languages
A sheet of notepaper covered in variations of that cool S
A sheet of paper with a proof that P≠NP
A duplicate
A Dragon Radar
A flaming bag of dog poop

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