Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that is too good to be true.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A VL3000 Varilight Theatrical Moving Head Light Fixture
An Al Gore Campaign Button
A question mark suit formerly owned by Matthew Lesko, or, The Riddler
A Ferrari 250 GT California
A scale model of that cool mall fountain from 1988
A Chartreuse Houndstooth Handkerchief
A Picture of Sean Connery autographed by Roger Moore
A laminated sign saying "PLEASE DO NOT BE ON FIRE"
A Moholy-Nagy Light-Space Modulator
A half-mouse

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