Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that is completely stoned.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A map of Kenosha, Wisconsin
A Batarang
A giant bronze statue of Karl Marx wearing a Christmas hat
A Snowball
A copy of How To Always Say the Right Thing by Glorietta Axelrod
A 2:1 scale model of Jupiter
A nice set of silverware
A Left Glove
A slug of banana flavored rum from Colombia
A "fun-size" bottle of shampoo

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