Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that is completely stoned.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A Cloak of Inevitability
A VHS tape labeled "The Hacienda 11th Grade"
A "Crying laughing" emoji in plushie form
The Question to the Ultimate Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything
A Bearinstain Bears DVD
A nice set of silverware
A miniature F5 tornado sealed in box
An enormous box containing 75 cat whiskers
A sheet of paper with a proof that P=NP
A Round Tuit

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