Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that is going down and it's taking you with it.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
An indescribable colour
A Severed Ear
A Thorne–Żytkow object
A burgundy 1984 Chevy Celebrity in good condition, except it needs new wipers
A Ream of Printer Paper
A Seashell
A small Asteroid from the Oort Cloud made mostly of ice but containing a lump of platinum the size of a canned ham
A G1 Optimus Prime Trailer
A cherry blossom
A Karaoke Machine

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