Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that is biting you.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
An Iron Throne made from many swords hammered together
A Compass
A horse-sized duck
A Plastic Thing that looks important but you have no idea what it's for
An Existential Crisis Duck Lamp
A Mona Lisa
A piece of paper listing how many doors and how many wheels there are in the universe
A scale model of that cool mall fountain from 1988
A VHS tape labeled "The Hacienda 11th Grade"
A single maid a-milking

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