Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that is coin-operated.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A Boondock Saints poster autographed by the 1999 New Orleans Saints
A porcelain dish in the shape of a drop of milk that just hit a surface
A sheet of metal with the very small atomic scale letters IBM etched into it
A working Cartrivision player
A Plastic Bag full of Plastic Bags
A Fish Spatula
A Lucky Cabbit's Foot
A Milk Crate repurposed to be a chair in the back of a busy kitchen
A complete collection of The Journal of Irreproducible Results
A Pic-a-nic Basket

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