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Inventory
>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that has paid Ninjas to kill you in your sleep.
>check inventory
You are carrying:
A magnetic monopole
A ziploc bag with a bit of white residue
A tesseract
A Stolen Rosemary
A cherry blossom
A snowglobe from the St. Eligius Hospital gift shop
A glass fishing float
A small pair of scissors
A Self-Portrait of Norman Rockwell, but not the one you're thinking of,
A fully charged Gubernatorial Capacitor
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