Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that has a mind of its own.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A duplicate
A Clump of Belly Cheese
A box full of uselessly short strings labeled "Strings too short to save"
A sixth-grade book report on A Wrinkle in Time written by Trent Reznor
The Third Secret of Fátima
A tangled slinky
A piece of paper listing how many doors and how many wheels there are in the universe
A magnetic tripole
An Existential Crisis Duck Lamp
A toy from the nursery inside a U.F.O.

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