Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that is unimpressed with you.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A Moonlight Greatsword
A portrait of an animal drawn with a very fine camelhair brush
A horse-sized duck
A Big Bird puppet costume (empty)
A Padded Gambeson of the Owl
A small chunk of Kryptonite
A Pair of Headphones
A Tiny Screw that probably fell out of something but Who Knows
A clone of 1984 Chevy Chase
A wilhelm scream

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