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Inventory
>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that stole the cookies from the cookie jar.
>check inventory
You are carrying:
A nice set of silverware
A birb
A box of one dozen starving crazed weasels
A mirror inset with a broken blue gem
A fine feathered friend
A Non-Functional Furnace Knob taken as a souvenir from a Dorm Room
A bag of crudely crushed coffee beans
A Beer Bottle filled with Seawater
A Big Mouth Billy Bass that's been hacked to sing Never Gonna Give You Up
A question mark suit formerly owned by Matthew Lesko, or, The Riddler
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