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Inventory
>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that has paid Ninjas to kill you in your sleep.
>check inventory
You are carrying:
A Self-Portrait of Norman Rockwell, but not the one you're thinking of,
A Plastic Thing that looks important but you have no idea what it's for
A bittersweet symphony
A hellbender salamander
A circular smartphone
An adamantium skellington
A sagging IKEA bookshelf
A burgundy 1984 Chevy Celebrity in good condition, except it needs new wipers
A Pine Cone
A birb
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