Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that dislikes caviar.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A succulent Chinese meal
A snowglobe from the St. Eligius Hospital gift shop
A Plastic Bag full of Plastic Bags
A high pressure fuel injector
A cassette tape labeled "Kira Bollywood Recital"
A Recording of the greybody spectrum of Hawking radiation released by a black hole that just ate the Oxford English Dictionary (unabridged)
A bottle of whiskey with a toe floating inside
A small Asteroid from the Oort Cloud made mostly of ice but containing a lump of platinum the size of a canned ham
A Cock of the Walk
A copy of How To Always Say the Right Thing by Glorietta Axelrod

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