Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that is feverish and delusional.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A CD of E=MO2 signed by Emo Phillips
A Pataphor
An Existential Crisis Duck Lamp
A Seashell
A bollard painted to look like a candy cane
A coloring book of flowers and anatomically correct hearts
A painted stone
A compass (the circle-drawing kind)
A tub of Quark
A circular smartphone

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