Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that feasts on the flesh of the living.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A paperclip
An incomplete printout listing all 9 billion names of god
A Dragon Egg (Hatched)
A handwritten note from Taylor Swift with several encouraging words
A bittersweet symphony
A Small Stone Owl
A Big Mac happy meal
A Space Jam DVD
A laminated sign saying "PLEASE DO NOT BE ON FIRE"
A handful of tumeric powder

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