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Inventory
>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that can't figure out what was so bad about Hitler.
>check inventory
You are carrying:
A catalog of lost media
A copy of the second book of Aristotle's Poetics
A paperclip
A 2:1 scale model of Jupiter
A missing link
A biscuit with "DO NOT EAT, GREEN INK IS BAD FOR YOU" written in green ink
A Disposable Lighter
A sphere of clear polystyrene from the stomach of a man who ate coffee cups
A handful of perfectly sauced spaghetti
The keys to the Starship Enterprise
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