Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that doesn't know how to solve your problems.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A "fun-size" bottle of shampoo
A Stapler, Red
A cuckoo
A giant bronze statue of Karl Marx wearing a Christmas hat
A lightsaber
A wilhelm scream
A portable hole
A bollard painted to look like a candy cane
A Tiny Screw that probably fell out of something but Who Knows
A Paranoid Android

>_