Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that feasts on the flesh of the living.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A translating dictionary for two unfamiliar languages
A pack of paper joss-cigarettes that have been burned as an offering to the ancestors
A Grandfather Clock
An earthworm
A necklace made of marathon runner toenails
A horse-sized duck
A small Asteroid from the Oort Cloud made mostly of ice but containing a lump of platinum the size of a canned ham
A nubbin collection
A lightsaber
A Bearinstain Bears DVD

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