Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that has laid all to Burnination.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A single maid a-milking
A Banana made of Antimatter
A Gift for the Man who has Everything
A Plastic Bag full of Plastic Bags
A Hard Drive full of Bitcoin
The International Space Station
A Scouter rated for power levels up to 8999
A Half-Full Coffee Mug
A chunk of Ruin Marble
A copy of Bridge Over the River Why a self-help book by Colonel Alec Nicholson

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