Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that ate your birthday cake.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A chewed up wad of Wrigley's Doublemint Gum removed from the bottom of a seat at Yankee Stadium
A 16mm film reel labeled "Robert Mapplethorpe bloopers"
A Philosopher's Stone
A small Asteroid from the Oort Cloud made mostly of ice but containing a lump of platinum the size of a canned ham
A copy of the Voynich Manuscript
A copy of Servants of the Wankh by Jack Vance
An echo pressed between the pages of an old book
A three-headed monkey
A bag of holding
A trunk made of Sapient Pearwood

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