Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that is convinced aliens are planning an invasion of Earth.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
The Question to the Ultimate Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything
A Matryoshka Doll set but they're all the same for some reason
A Grapefruit scented candle
A handful of perfectly sauced spaghetti
A cocaine-encrusted bible
An Unopened and Weirdly Heavy Can of New Coke
A 16mm film reel labeled "Robert Mapplethorpe bloopers"
A 24kt Gold Ingot
A crate of ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
A Diamond Sword

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