Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that has aspirations to rule the world.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
My favorite piece of equipment... though I haven't used it in months
A Ream of Printer Paper
An indescribable colour
A duck-sized horse
A 4k Blu-Ray of The Chase (1994) starring Charlie Sheen
A clock striking 13
A compass (the circle-drawing kind)
A Flan
A Half-Broken Antique Ship's Lantern
A handmade quilt depicting Goya's Saturn Devouring His Son

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