Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that just gave you the Double Deuce.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A giant bronze statue of Karl Marx wearing a Christmas hat
A Bearinstain Bears DVD
A Chartreuse Houndstooth Handkerchief
A wrought-iron gate
A piece of candy with dust and dog hair stuck to it
A Moonlight Greatsword
A balloon dog
A hellbender salamander
A roman dodecahedron
A MegaElixir

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