Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that can't figure out what was so bad about Hitler.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A Plastic Bag full of Plastic Bags
A holographic turtle
A brand new dumpster
A nice heavy stone, perfect for skipping
A Sonic Screwdriver
A klein bottle
A pair of seven-league boots
Spooky the Tuff Little Ghost's Bowler Hat
An Estrus Flask
A Pine Cone

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