Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that has latched itself onto your face and is laying an embryo in your stomach.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A Round Tuit
A sheet of paper with a proof that P≠NP
A List of Every Possible Object
A Pair of Tau Leptons
A Bullet Used in the Assassination of President Humphrey
A slice of the trunk of Prometheus, the formerly oldest living organism
A "danger radiation drop & run" cookie cutter
A Barbie Action Figure
A Mat of Dryer Lint
A Gold Ring from Sonic the Hedgehog

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