Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that wants your SOUL.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
The Sword that Seals the Darkness
A Seashell
A birb
A sagging IKEA bookshelf
An ancient fertility statue modeled after Emily Blunt
An Angelic Visage
A Chartreuse Houndstooth Handkerchief
An origami dragon
A VHS tape of public domain cartoons from 2133 BC
A Mint Copy of Action Comics #2 (not the good one)

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