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Inventory
>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that is set to explode in five minutes
>check inventory
You are carrying:
A flaming bag of dog poop
An Egg
A cat's cradle
A Fresh Set of Wisdom Teeth
A portrait of an animal drawn with a very fine camelhair brush
A Compass
A 45rpm single of "Jailhouse Rock" (with "Treat Me Nice" on the B-side)
A Clump of Belly Cheese
A "fun-size" bottle of shampoo
A Medusa Emerald
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