Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that is going down and it's taking you with it.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A trunk made of Sapient Pearwood
A Type II Phaser
A miniature F5 tornado sealed in box
A dress that is blue and black or white and gold depending on how you look at it
A sphere of clear polystyrene from the stomach of a man who ate coffee cups
A wilhelm scream
A very dull sword
A Comically Oversized Plastic Toad
A Non-Functional Furnace Knob taken as a souvenir from a Dorm Room
A half-chewed eraser

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