Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that doesn't know how to solve your problems.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A magic torch that will burn as long as Centralia, PA does
A King's Quest hint guide
A miniature F5 tornado sealed in box
A hypnoglyph
The keys to the Starship Enterprise
A Tiny Screw that probably fell out of something but Who Knows
An important looking letter marked "return to sender"
A pair of seven-league boots
A silver sleigh bell
A handmade quilt depicting Goya's Saturn Devouring His Son

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