Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that is all out of cookies.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A portrait of an animal drawn with a very fine camelhair brush
A cherry blossom flavored KitKat
A slice of the trunk of Prometheus, the formerly oldest living organism
A piece of candy with dust and dog hair stuck to it
A Kidney Stone in a Small Glass Jar
An unopened box of secrets
A copy of the Kama Sutra with positions depicted in ASCII
A G1 Optimus Prime Trailer
A horse-sized duck
A multi-neck bass guitar

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