Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that has aspirations to rule the world.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A small pair of scissors
An illuminated parchment of the Treaty of Westphalia
A wilhelm scream
A Half-Broken Antique Ship's Lantern
An earthworm
An Angelic Visage
A box of honeycomb cereal
A brand new dumpster
A Tape Measure
A sagging IKEA bookshelf

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