Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that has really bad gas.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A Dungeon Map
A brand new dumpster
An enormous box containing 75 cat whiskers
A magnetic tripole
A Banana made of Antimatter
A copy of How To Always Say the Right Thing by Glorietta Axelrod
A Necklace made of Black Piano Keys
A mirror inset with a broken blue gem
A Memo Pad
A lost soul

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