Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that is feverish and delusional.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A sheet of paper with a proof that P=NP
A signed first-edition hardcover copy of Sailor Moon: American Kitsune by David Gonterman
An incomplete printout listing all 9 billion names of god
A toy from the nursery inside a U.F.O.
An Estrus Flask
A felt-tipped pen
A biscuit with "DO NOT EAT, GREEN INK IS BAD FOR YOU" written in green ink
A Half-Full Coffee Mug
A bottle of whiskey with a toe floating inside
A backpack full of survival supplies

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