Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that is convinced aliens are planning an invasion of Earth.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A stuffed crust pizza
A Half-Empty Coffee Mug
An enormous box containing 75 cat whiskers
A Scroll of Gennaro's Additional Parking
An incomplete printout listing all 9 billion names of god
A cassette tape labeled "Kira Bollywood Recital"
A magnetic monopole
A Small Stone Owl
An important looking letter marked "return to sender"
A Type II Phaser

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