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Inventory
>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that just gave you the Double Deuce.
>check inventory
You are carrying:
A paperclip
A 16mm film reel labeled "Robert Mapplethorpe bloopers"
A steam engine
A maximum of four juggling balls
A tesseract
A kaleidoscope
A sixth-grade book report on A Wrinkle in Time written by Trent Reznor
A chewed up wad of Wrigley's Doublemint Gum removed from the bottom of a seat at Yankee Stadium
A box of one dozen starving crazed weasels
An intricately detailed plastic model of Godzilla packaged with an unnervingly detailed Tokyo Tower
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