Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that feasts on the flesh of the living.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A "Mr. Meat" bagel sandwich from the Bagel Street Deli in Athens, Ohio
A cherry blossom flavored KitKat
A Set of Ukulele Strings
A Peacock Feather
A Timex Digital Watch
An Existential Crisis Duck Lamp
An Orb to Ponder
A cat's cradle
A Flux Capacitor
A lost sock

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