Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that dislikes caviar.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A giant bronze statue of Karl Marx wearing a Christmas hat
A balloon dog
A Clump of Belly Cheese
A perfectly whorled snail shell
A Pic-a-nic Basket
A Big Key
A Foghorn Leghorn Coffee Cup
An AD&D 1st edition character sheet filled out for a half-elven fighter/cleric/magic-user
A fat blunt
A Kidney Stone in a Small Glass Jar

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