Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that once killed a man just to watch him die.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
An Estus Flask
A Plastic Bag full of Plastic Bags
A sheet of notepaper covered in variations of that cool S
A hovering kestrel
A Picture of Sean Connery autographed by Roger Moore
A toy from the nursery inside a U.F.O.
An intricately detailed plastic model of Godzilla packaged with an unnervingly detailed Tokyo Tower
A kaleidoscope
A signed first-edition hardcover copy of Sailor Moon: American Kitsune by David Gonterman
A half-empty can of 4loko

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