Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that is slowly stealing stuff from you, you just know it.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A Recording of the greybody spectrum of Hawking radiation released by a black hole that just ate the Oxford English Dictionary (unabridged)
A chewed up wad of Wrigley's Doublemint Gum removed from the bottom of a seat at Yankee Stadium
A pack of paper joss-cigarettes that have been burned as an offering to the ancestors
A nice heavy stone, completely worthless for skipping
A set of earplugs (with earwax)
A Very Important Tyrannosaurus Rex
A Left Glove
A Toblerone
A Hatsune Miku costume
A magnetic monopole

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