Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that is convinced aliens are planning an invasion of Earth.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A Plastic Bag full of Plastic Bags
A "Crying laughing" emoji in plushie form
A Dragon Radar
A Karaoke Machine
A Picture of Sean Connery autographed by Roger Moore
A half-eaten box of Scooby Snacks
A Healing Potion
An Unopened and Weirdly Heavy Can of New Coke
A box of one dozen starving crazed weasels
A Pic-a-nic Basket

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