Recent Articles
- Art
- Articles
- Cheese
- Chemistry
- Cleberty
- Devil's List
- Economics
- Farmers
- Feedback
- George Orwell
- Golden Whip of Unusualness
- Good Words
- Lady C-3PO
- Location
- Mail Harry
- Methods of Escape
- New Computer Smell
- New Years Resolutions
- Omega Kitty
- Padiddle
- Pataphor
- People Who Don't Live in Cardboard Towns
- Petty Justified
- Pokemon Soccer
- Punching People in the Head
Link To The Encyclopedia

|
| This website and its contents are licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 4.0 International License |
Inventory
>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that once killed a man just to watch him die.
>check inventory
You are carrying:
A Big Mac happy meal
A Clue
A magic torch that will burn as long as Centralia, PA does
A VHS tape labeled "The Hacienda 11th Grade"
A small chunk of Kryptonite
A compass (the circle-drawing kind)
A Salt Shaker Filled with Pepper
A Paranoid Android
A bag of crudely crushed coffee beans
A Set of Ukulele Strings
>_