Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that is insane and unpredictable.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A katana, still sharp
A Scroll of Gennaro's Additional Parking
A selection of necessary badges
A Small Stone Owl
A missing link
A Hindenburg-class Airship
A 2:1 scale model of Jupiter
A handwritten note from Taylor Swift with several encouraging words
A nice heavy stone, perfect for skipping
A vacuum, abhorred by nature

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