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Inventory
>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that has latched itself onto your face and is laying an embryo in your stomach.
>check inventory
You are carrying:
A scale model of that cool mall fountain from 1988
A vacuum, abhorred by nature
A Monkey's Paw
A cherry blossom
A "Beware of the Leopard" sign
A pack of paper joss-cigarettes that have been burned as an offering to the ancestors
A Pair of Tau Leptons
A Cloak of Inevitability
A nubbin collection
A three-headed monkey
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