Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that can't figure out what was so bad about Hitler.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A temporary restraining order for the person of your choosing
A copy of Bridge Over the River Why a self-help book by Colonel Alec Nicholson
A Half-Empty Coffee Mug
A Candy Bar Wrapper
A tangled slinky
A pint of Ben and Jerry "Sarcophagus Black Ooze" flavored ice cream
A bottle of whiskey with a toe floating inside
A box of honeycomb cereal
A working Cartrivision player
A Pataphor

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