Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that is known to the state of California to cause birth defects or other reproductive harm.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A Clue
A map of the LGBTQIA+ community
A Disposable Lighter
A laminated sign saying "PLEASE DO NOT BE ON FIRE"
A Foghorn Leghorn Coffee Cup
A single maid a-milking
A translating dictionary for two unfamiliar languages
A Pair of Thumbs from the guy who had two thumbs
A Flux Capacitor
A Swedish-made penis enlarger pump

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