Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that doesn't make any sense.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A Type II Phaser
A beehive
A single fleck of dust made of dust mites and human skin
A Sonic Screwdriver
A single stick of fruit stripe gum
A broken light bulb
A fresh bundle of thyme with receipt
A very dull sword
A MegaElixir
The deed to a salt mine in Utah

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