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Inventory
>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that is full of preservatives.
>check inventory
You are carrying:
A Half-Full Coffee Mug
A 45rpm single of "Jailhouse Rock" (with "Treat Me Nice" on the B-side)
A Mat of Dryer Lint
A ten foot pole
A Scouter rated for power levels up to 8999
A bag of fake snow made of asbestos
A three-headed monkey
An indescribable colour
A VHS tape of public domain cartoons from 2133 BC
A Flux Capacitor
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