Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that is the disguise for a powerful force of evil.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A Federation Communicator
A Sonic Screwdriver
A Self-Portrait of Norman Rockwell, but not the one you're thinking of,
A stale green fruit loop
A copy of "The Complete Works of Wouldiwas Shookspeared"
A copy of The Library of Babel (abridged)
A bag of holding
A box full of uselessly short strings labeled "Strings too short to save"
An Existential Crisis Duck Lamp
A Padded Gambeson of the Owl

>_