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Inventory
>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that just burst into flames.
>check inventory
You are carrying:
A CD-R containing a watermarked prerelease copy of Madonna & Justin Timberlake's 2008 song, 4 Minutes
A purring cat
A toothpick-sized battering ram
A Dragon Radar
A plastic bucket full of golf balls covered in lunar dust
A besom
A swarm of ladybirds
A Three of Clubs
An enormous box containing 75 cat whiskers
A Big Mac happy meal
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