Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that stole the cookies from the cookie jar.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A Federation Communicator
An Overdue Medical Bill
A Gold Ring from Sonic the Hedgehog
The World Famous Greenbelt Utility Pole
A Moholy-Nagy Light-Space Modulator
A palate of duck confit
An Existential Crisis Duck Lamp
A periscope
A cocaine-encrusted bible
A tesseract

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