Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that wants to borrow five dollars for lunch and you just know you're never going to see the money again.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A balloon dog
A Blue Porcelain Teacup manufactured between the years 1948-1950 in Occupied Japan
A 9/16in combination wrench
A sheet of paper with a proof that P≠NP
A nubbin collection
A bottle of whiskey with a toe floating inside
A kaleidoscope
A single maid a-milking
A Non-Functional Furnace Knob taken as a souvenir from a Dorm Room
A paperclip

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