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Inventory
>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that is unimpressed with you.
>check inventory
You are carrying:
A keyring full of random keys you're afraid to throw away
A Big Key
An Unused Prophylactic
A cassette tape labeled "Kira Bollywood Recital"
A fresh bundle of thyme with receipt
A sample of Ice-Nine
A Sonic the Hedgehog commemorative plate
A handful of tumeric powder
A purring cat
A stuffed crust pizza
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