Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that is the disguise for a powerful force of evil.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A Scroll of Summon Johnny Wallbank
A Fresh Set of Wisdom Teeth
A perfectly whorled snail shell
A crate of ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
A Heisman Trophy
A miniature F5 tornado sealed in box
An indescribable colour
A Moonlight Greatsword
A silver sleigh bell
A manual lever espresso machine

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