Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that ate your birthday cake.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
An extremely large ball of twine
A Bullet Used in the Assassination of President Humphrey
A Candy Bar Wrapper
The keys to the Starship Enterprise
A brand new dumpster
A Timex Digital Watch
A Set of Empty Plastic Sprues from a RX-78 Gundam Model
A Padded Gambeson of the Owl
A roman dodecahedron
A VCR Tape labeled "Saturday Night Live 11/19/88"

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