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Be Creeped Out
"Pink pickle sandwich?" you say, shuddering, "Wait what the heck is even happening here, is this really what we're doing?"
Toppan shrugs, "I guess?"
"Why?" you ask.
"Well," Toppan explains, "I imagine when I wrote this I was feeling a bit of self-loathing and thought it would be amusing to others if I expressed that in this exchange.
"Hmm," you say thoughtlessly, then you thoughtfully add, "I hope you're feeling better about yourself wherever you are now, Toppan."
"Yeah," he says, "I hope so too, but I'm probably always going to be a bit of an odd fellow."