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A knight walking the forest in shining armor
As you sleep, you dream that you are somewhere else, far far away. To be specific, you dream that you are in a wooded area. Trees are all over the place. Imagine that.
To the right is a stream that runs through the wooded area. The sky (where you can see it through the trees, which is not very many spots) is sunny and blue. Your armor is silver and polished to mirror brilliance. Whenever the dappled light of the sun through the leaves touches you it sends glittering spots across the dark trunks you pass.
You set a leisurely pace as you wander along the stream, marveling at how your shiny new suit of armor glints in the sunlight. While you're admiring yourself, you also take note your very large sword. The hilt is made of solid gold, and its edge brings to mind what your mother always used to say-- "You're going to put someone's eye out with that!"
As you go on down the narrow forest trail you feel that you should stop to rest and eat. Soon enough you approach a clearing. In the center of the clearing is a thick laden raspberry bush, and a nearby stream comes to a circular pool where the water flows crisp and clear. How enticing.