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Steal the show
You make sure no one is looking, then quickly tuck the show into your now bulging jacket. As you try to make your way out, you are stopped by a security guard who is obviously suspicious of that bulging jacket of yours.
Without even considering the options, you HyperPoke him to another level of existence. Unfortunately you haven't calibrated your techniques to this new body yet, so when you jab your enervated finger into the security guard's chest you only blast his soul out of existence. His body slumps to the floor, exhausted.
It's no good leaving behind evidence like that, but you do it anyway. You high-tail it to the nearest safehouse where you can extract the show from your bulging jacket and set it down on the table.
The show sits there, motionless.
"Well?" you say expectantly, but nothing happens.
Nothing. The show is lifeless, dull.
"Go on!" you shout, "The show must go on!"
It's no use. They broke the story.
GAME OVER