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Set the fire hydrant on fire
Nothing like a marshmallow roast on a flaming fire hydrant. Granted it's not easy to set fire hydrants on fire, but with a little gasoline, vodka, and lighter fluid, you soon have the fire hydrant flaming away. You roast your marshmallows on the hydrant and whistle a happy tune, for all is well when you can burn stuff to the ground.
Suddeny, the treacherous Bob De La Vega jumps out from behind another bush! "Augh"! you shout, "Where did that bush come from!" Then you stop screaming about bushes, and focus on defending yourself from the raging torrent of lawsuits that the Evil Mr. De La Vega is throwing at you.
"Where are all these lawsuits coming from?!" you scream.
Bob De la Vega laughs an evil laugh. "You think that you're the only one who can cast spells, adventurer?" he evilly snarls. With that, he waves his arms wildly. You recognize the spell. A spell so horrible that no man has cast it in more then 5 years. A spell called ●Lawsuit!
What can you possibly do to defend yourself against this great threat?
GAME OVER