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See if you can convince the teller to grant you a last request
"You have been found guilty of cutting in line in a crowded bank," says the Timberlake look-alike. "For this crime, you are to be eaten by lions. Do you have any last requests?"
"Yes," you respond, "Shouldn't you give your signature departing song as an appropriate going-away gift?"
Apparently, the teller was Justin Timberlake after all. Anticipating your demise, he breaks into a rousing version of "Bye Bye Bye."
Unfortunately for him, his singing has angered the already hungry lions.
So they ate him.
And there was much rejoicing.