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Run!!!
You stumble to your feet, trying to forget about the horrible things that just happened to you, and in fact are still happening to you. You flee as fast as your punished body can propel you.
You can hear your pursuers behind you. A missile flies dangerously close to your head and you begin running a serpentine path to avoid further hazards, but this in turn lets your pursuers close the distance.
"Why doesn't anything better happen to me?" you mutter between gasps for breath.
As you're starting to make another serpentine turn a brilliant door of shining golden light opens in front of you and an arm reaches out. "In here!" shouts a voice before the arm snags you and pulls you in. The door snaps shut behind you.
You land roughly on a tile floor, coughing and spluttering from your adrenaline-fueled escape. The same arm that pulled you in helps you to your feet.
You're standing between two stacks of books in what looks to be a massive library. The arms that have been helping you turn out to be connected to a tall young woman with white hair.
"I'm sure you have a bunch of questions," she says, "But we don't have time. There's something weird going on with you and we're trying to get you out." You can tell she's truly sorry that she can't say more.
"What" you manage to respond before she pushes you backwards in a gesture that somehow feels like an inverted hug. You fall into another glowing doorway.