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Right the wrongs of your space-people, and destroy the evil Space-Attila
You confront the evil Space-Attila. You talk a little about your shared history, and then you wield your space laser and chop his head off.
But Space-Attila, being too cool to just die, grows another head. This one's meaner. He wields a space-age laser throwing axe, and throws it at you. You quickly duck, and the axe hits one of the Space-Mongol Raiders instead. A circle of angry Space-Mongol Raiders form around you.
Seeing no other option, you deploy Pop Psychology, a known weakness to all barbarian hordes, even Space-Barbarians. You get Space-Attila to talk about his childhood, confront his fears, and hug Space-Genghis Khan, who then kills him. Since Space-Genghis Khan is way cooler than Space-Attila, Space-Attila stays dead. Looking down at Space-Asia, you see that things aren't going too well for them. Now what?
GAME OVER