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Pull out your laptop and see if you can get your bearings
It seems incredibly unlikely, impossible even, that you've been carrying a laptop along with you this whole time. Despite this, you gently slide the portable computer from its protective sheath and fire it up.
Thankfully this ancient dungeon has excellent wifi so you quickly connect and navigate to the most logical place to be: Mapquest. You pick your way through some menus until you end up with a map of this very dungeon.
Like most maps in RPGs, however, there is just a big indicator that says "You are here" and everything that you haven't visited is a featureless gray outline. You are reluctant to think about the amount of effort it's going to take to get 100% map completion in this place.
Instead, you mind wanders to the fact Pinball is on this laptop. This might be an excellent time for some R&R instead. Ooo... maybe some Minesweeper. Or Solitaire....
GAME OVER