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Ooh, I just know that something good is gonna happen
Moments later, you die of gold poisoning. Didn't I tell you to do something?! Moron.
You respawn in a plain white room. Hanging on one of the walls is a sword forged from solid Killandium, the strongest metal for killing in the world! (Those who have read "Irritability" will get this.) In one of the corners, there is a pile of wood, which you could probably burn. A single door leads out of the room.