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Lose your temper
"Look you STUPID LOUD HUMAN, Just give me the freaking burgers before I use my plasma cannon on your puny human buttocks!"
"FINE!!! BUT DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU!"
He gives you an enormous tray full of burgers and you pay him with some radioactive money you find in your radioactive alien pants. You take the tray and sit down.