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Let Him Hit You
"Oh had enough, eh?" Johnny eyes you callously.
"Look, you stupid git!" You yell, "You've got no arms left!"
"Yes I have!"
"Look!"
"No, seriously. I have both my arms. You just punched me in the nose."
You've had enough of this. With nary a word, you blast Johnny into Kingdom Come with a Shadow Flare. You grin at the two smoking sneakers and whistle a happy tune as you walk off.