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Go on a Blind Date
You call up your best friend. "Hey," you say, "Can you sent me up on a blind date?"
"Sure!" he enthusiastically replies, "I've got just the person for you. I will drop them off at 8 o'clock."
"Um... that's 8 PM, right?" you ask, wary of what happened last time.
"Sure, whatever," your friend says noncommittally, and hangs up.
Well, that settles it. You had better be ready for this date. You comb your hair, brush your teeth, and give yourself a good polish shower. Finally, the moment of truth arrives. The doorbell rings, and you answer it.
Your date is handsome, with regular features and an athletic build. Pleasing to look at, for sure, but what you're interested in is the mind.
Now, where shall the two of you go?