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Leave it alone
You figure it's probably best if you let the turd remain in the bowl. Imagine how it might brighten up the day of someone else. Imagine coming in to take a poop, but taking an incredible treasure instead. Imagine how exciting that would be!
You daydream about it while you wash your hands, and it remains on your mind even after several hours of unrelated adventuring. Eventually, curiosity gets the better of you and you circle back around to the bathroom to see what's up.
It's still there, in the bowl. There's no sign that anyone's used the toilet since you left.
Well, you're here, and now you're really invested in seeing how this plays out. You drop back into the shadowy depths of the bathroom to lurk until someone arrives.
GAME OVER