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If it worked for Britney and Madonna...
Well, if Britney Spears and Madonna can do it, so can you. You take your acquaintance of the opposite sex into your arms, gaze longingly into their eyes, and give them a big, wet smooch right on the lips.
The reaction is immediate. "YUCK!" one of the aliens groans, "Don't you people KNOW how many GERMS are in your MOUTHS? That's just nasty. Humanity, you are SO genocided."
"No! Wait!" you shout, but the alien already pressed a button marked "Genocide" in his native language. It seems the humans aboard this alien vessel are now the only ones left in existence.
GAME OVER