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Hug Andy
Ignoring your instincts, you give Andy a big, hearty hug. Speaking of stinks, you notice one now, a stink so great you can hardly contain yourself. You stumble off while Andy grins stupidly and end up puking out all your major organs. You shudder and attempt to collect them all, but it's no use. Without lungs or a heart you can't hope to survive for more than a moment. You collapse among your slipperly displaced organs and die.