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Go Ocelot Hunting
You grab your ocelot hunting gear.
Net, auto-shotgun, AK-47, death ray, ocelot bait, strange monster-mutation potion, chia pet, glue, crocodile, karate skills, country music, and a ham sandwich.
You head off into the dark forests, where squirrels, ocelots, and super god mode ocelots run wild and free. You immediately spot a good-sized wildcat and begin to formulate a plan of action.