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DANCE I SAY! DANCE!
Your supernaturally strong will reaches out and clamps around your body like a vice. Except in this case, it's not the sort of vice that makes things stay still. It's the sort of vice that makes you dance.
You leap from the gurney and begin dancing like nothing on earth has ever danced before. It isn't just dance, it's Dance Squared. Dance2! Your Dance2 propels you to a new level of consciousness. Life is so clear now. Through Dance2 it all makes sense at last, and through Dance2 you can bring others with you.
Your dancing leads humankind to a new level of dance... ness. At long last, you bring about Dance Dance Revolution.