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Cast ○Fish
If ●Fish doesn't work, nothing will! You quickly perform the necessary arm waving, and send a torrent of yummy fish towards the tribal PETA workers. Almost immediately the chanting stops, replaced by screams of horror, and the occasional "We have to get these fish to water!"
With incredible speed, the PETA workers gather up the fish, and sprint away, probably to the nearest body of water. The summoning spell they were in the process of casting seems to have been disturbed and the area seems clear.