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Attempt to Stop Him
Frantically, you yell and scream at CWhiteblade to stop, but in vain. Your puny voice cannot be heard over the din of the charging weapon, and he seems too preoccupied with checking the charge on the BFG. To your immediate horror, he fires. The glowing green sphere of plasma impacts against Overon's dull protections.
The blast is impressive, and washes over you immediately after blowing the dull villainous man to bits. You're sent hurtling high into the atmosphere at supersonic speeds.
As the dust clears, all that's left of Overon is a small crater and the smell of burning flesh hanging in the dry air. CWhiteblade looks very pleased until you pass outside the maximum summon distance and he winks back out of existence.
Some time later you wake up bobbing in a jaunty little life raft floating in the ocean. You have a companion in the raft, but a quick inspection reveals him to be recently dead. Judging by the exploratory gnaw marks on your armor he must have found you floating and pulled you into the boat in a desultory attempt to consume you.
That's a shame, you imagine yourself to be quite nutritious. You gaze out to the horizon and see what looks like land in the distance, though it could just be your imagination.