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Argue That You Can't Be Held Responsible For Things Like That
"Good grief, man!" you yell, "If you build a spaceship that is completely indistinguishable from an orange you can't be surprised when somebody eats it by mistake! I will have no further role in your baiting and switching schemes! Good day!"
You turn and stroll off, quietly casting oRflec on yourself. Sure enough, the alien pulls out a Death Ray and blasts you with it. Thankfully the oRflec spell reflects it directly back at the alien. He poofs in a vanish of smoke, and is gone. Good work!