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Apologize
Focusing your will, you transmit a radio message from the afterlife.
"People of earth! I am REALLY REALLY sorry about the whole doom thing. I wasn't thinking and in my panic I kinda converted my entire body mass to pure energy. So, um, look on the bright side! I'm dead, and you'll probably die soon so you'll be able to tell me off in the afterlife! Which, by the way, is a real blast, no pun intended."
You thought that went over well, but soon someone at a radio observatory points the telescopes at you and transmits a simple message:
"Go to hell!"