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Sell the Nerd's Body tissues for anime money
Being the pathetic, sick, and amoral excuse for a human being that you are, you beat the nerd with a ratchet until he passes out. Then you remove from his unconscious being 2 pints of blood and his left kidney. You take them to the stolen body parts for anime store, and exchange them for some subtitled DVDs.
Unfortunately, the nerd does not take the loss of his kidney as well as you'd hoped. He immediately starts amassing an angry mob to remove the "kidney thief" from the area. This doesn't seem so bad, until you realize that by "remove you from the area", they mean "leave your lifeless carcass face down in a ditch."