Sell the bottle on some kind of online auction!

What better way to become incredibly wealthy? You go home, to use your computer, and put up the bottle of error fumes on eBay, minimum bid $2. Then you sit back and wait for the suckers of the world to bid.

Within three days, the bidding reaches $400,000. Not bad at all. You unload the bag of error fumes, and start looking for other garbage around the house that you can sell to chumps. What to sell, what to sell.