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Invoke a Dark Power
With a horrible groaning and your dead limbs creaking, you slowly rise off of the stone cold earth. Finally you stand upright, revived with zombie power! With a low moan of "Brainzz" you lurch forwards, searching for human gray matter... and maybe a crayon. Maybe.
Eventually, you find a shopping mall, the perfect place to consume human brains. You lurch towards the first human you lay your eyes on, groaning for "Brrraaainnnzzz!"
Sadly, the First person you see is a police officer. He must have unloaded two whole clips into your hapless carcass before your undead carcass stops moving. Poor you, but yay for the fearless lawman!
You respawn at a dentistry.