Recent Articles
- Art
- Articles
- Cheese
- Chemistry
- Cleberty
- Devil's List
- Economics
- Farmers
- Feedback
- George Orwell
- Golden Whip of Unusualness
- Good Words
- Inventory
- Lady C-3PO
- Location
- Mail Harry
- Methods of Escape
- New Computer Smell
- New Years Resolutions
- Padiddle
- Pataphor
- People Who Don't Live in Cardboard Towns
- Petty Justified
- Pokemon Soccer
- Punching People in the Head
|
| This website and its contents are licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 4.0 International License |
Grab a Table and Chair and Start a Bonfire
You always were a precocious little pyromaniac. You douse a nearby table and chair in your patent pending gasoline/lighter fluid/vodka formula, and finish the job with a casually tossed lit match. Then you dive out of the way of the sudden, totally sweet fireball.
The table and chair burn for about 45 minutes, until there's nothing left but smoldering ash. That was fun. You should steal some other stuff and burn it. But what should you burn?