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Do nothing.
If you don't do anything, the problem will go away... right? Well that's how it should work darnit! Anyway, you're the world dictator! You shouldn't have to worry about terrorists Gates and Chase. You have better things to do, like lounge at your lavish estate and order your servants to do menial tasks.
Sadly, your ignoring Gates and Chase does nothing to help your situation. When Gates and Chase break into your lavish estate with their private armies, it really comes as no surprise to the world at large. Your death at the hands is quick, but certainly not painless.
You respawn in an amusement park, waiting in an insanely long line for some rollercoaster. It looks really awesome, but you don't want to wait in line forever.