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Pirates
- Accept his offer
- Go to the Scumm bar.
- Grab that pirate cutlass
- Offer to sell him a fine leather jacket
- Refuse to help
- Say, "First you better stop waving it like a feather-duster."
- Say, "Guybrush Threepwood? What a stupid name!"
- Say, "I hope now you've learned to stop picking your nose."
- Say, "I'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion."
- Wander around Mêlée Island™ until you run into a pirate