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Yell at the clerk that stares at you funny
"Listen, lady!" you say, "There's NOTHING out of the ordinary about buying both a valentine's gift and rubber gloves! Now BUZZ OFF before you find a rotting error carcass in your trunk!"
The lady scuttles off, replaced quickly with a manager. "Hey you," says the manager, "What's this about accosting my employees? And why are you buying valentine gifts and rubber gloves? Are you some kind of pervert?"