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Wonder why a sandwich would have gold
It's not normal for a sandwich to have spendable currency in it. Perhaps someone left their gold in the sandwich for safekeeping. No, that would be silly. At least smashing it prevented you from choking on the gold.
No, wait... the only way to explain a sandwich with gold is that it was a rare Sentient Sandwich! And you killed it! You cruel, heartless beast!
As the penalty for ruthless Sentient Sandwich murder is being drowned in Alpha-Getti, you probably don't want to hang around here much longer.