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Toss the bag into the crowd of police
You heave the bag into the crowd of police. They scatter, but when the bag spills out Anime goodness, they reverse their directions and smash together over the Anime like some kind of foolish demonstration of the Big Crunch theory of universal death.
You bolt at the chance, happy that you took the time to place all the DVD disks themselves in your specially designed Infinite Disk Changer securely fastened to your hip. At a safe distance, you turn around and cast oMushroom Cloud on the police, engulfing them in what is almost surely a one kiloton yield nuclear explosion. Not large, sure, but you didn't want to damage the DVD boxes any more than possible.