The complete Idiot's Guide to Being Psychic, by Some Complete Idiot

You bring down an idiot's guide to building incredible mind powers down upon the error, effectively, (but at the same time, non-psychic-ly) killing it. What great fun!

You find some more errors and kill them with the book on how to be a psychic too. Soon the forest is completely error free, all thanks to your thoroughly worthless, but quite heavy, paperback.

After all the errors are dead, you consider the book. Is it even a good idea to give complete idiots the ability to alter the world with their mind? Just look at what happened to Scott Adams. Poor idiot.

You deposit the book in the nearest dangerous literature depository then consider your next move.

GAME OVER

Try Again?

Deep WIP Ending