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Take them to Pierre, the World Famous Fencer
You drag the heavy table and chair to the home of Pierre, the World Famous Fencer, famous across the world for his fencing abilities. After a moment of lollygagging you're let in to see him.
"Ah, so good to see you!" he shouts unnecessarily, "I see you have brought me a table and chair! Please, have a seat."
You shrug and add another chair to your pile of fence-ready booty.
"I will fence these right away. As for you, I am afraid you must now die. Megaroth, kill the adventurer!"