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Stuff brains back in ears with Q-tips™
Your mother quickly rushes in screeching something about cotton swabs not being bigger than elbows, but fortunately you can't hear her due to the Q-tips™ already having been inserted in your ears. However, you note that she has a banana in hers.
You begin endless bickering about WHY THE OTHER PERSON CAN'T HEAR YOU!