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Scream "YIKES!"
Although "Yikes" is kind of cheesy, it sums up the sheer horror of this horrifying thing with horrible, horrifying accuracy. You don't want to be anywhere near this horrifying, horrible object. So you turn around and run!
The fear that the horrible thing set in your heart forces you to run at speeds you thought impossible. You run like no thing has ever run before. You move at speeds so great that you break several laws of physics. You run...
...right into a building. And you splatter on impact. Gross.
You respawn in a fish tank... as a fish. Being a fish sucks.