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Say "I wish I was a terrifying, Neigh unstoppable, SUPER BEAST! BWAHAHAHA!"
A little card drops out of a slot in the machine, with shaking hands, you read the card.
"Your Wish is Granted"
Suddenly, You feel a great pain in your upper back, right between your shoulder blades. You look over your shoulder and gasp in amazement as two gigantic bat-like wings burst out of your skin. A glance at your hands reveals claws where you once had fingernails. Your teeth become as sharp as razor blades, and your muscles immediately harden into really strong muscles. In the next few seconds you get the Super Beast extras, like skin that is as hard as rock, incredible speed and agility and lasers! In your eyes!
Finally the transformation is complete. As you quickly examine your new terrifying body, a single thought passes through your mind.
"Cool"