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Run to a safe distance!
Well, DUH. Why didn't you think of this before?
You run away, and after a good twenty feet you hear the futuristic BWEEEOOOOVVV of the BFG firing behind you, and very soon after that a non-futuristic BOOM, followed by a ground-shaking shockwave.
You turn to see a crater of molten, sizzling glass where the dull villain used to be, and the BFG resting on CWhiteblade's shoulder. He looks very pleased.
GAME OVER