Panic in terror

Puppies don't normally fall into a mess of puppy bits! What the heck is going on?! Why is nothing making sense?! Not knowing what else to do, you scream in terror, and run like a beheaded chicken.

Unfortunately, in your panic, you paid little attention to where you were going. So when your terrified sprinting takes you right off a cliff, it comes as something of a surprise. You fall for awhile, and almost survive the landing.

Almost.