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Offer your secretary a 'sponge bath' (wink, wink)
As you leave your office to seduce your secretary with your new, attractive form, you suddenly realize with horror that as you've turned into a sponge, everyone else in the world have turned into sponge-eating monsters!
Is it some sort of cosmic retribution for enslaving mankind?
You'll have plenty of time to ponder that later. Meanwhile, the sponge-eating monster that was once your secretary jumps at you, fork and knife at ready.