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Look for Zombies to kill
If you remember right, Hell is full of zombies ripe for killing. As the saying goes, "When in Hell, kill as the Zombies kill."
So you wander off through the fire and brimstone looking for Zombies to kill. So far, not good. Lots of screaming, tormented souls, but no corpses animated by evil power that seek to feast on the flesh of the living.
You stop a passing Cyberdemon and ask him for directions to the nearest zombie infestation, but all he does is fire a steady barrage of missiles at you. Rude!
Eventually your wandering leads you to the main entrance to Hell. You can tell, because it says "Take up all hope, ye who exit here"
A suspiciously decrepit old lady is slowly hobbling out of hell. Or... is she shambling? Hmm....